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(Mediabistro)   Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process   ( mediabistro.com) divider line
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2013-05-23 12:17:42 AM  

Hobodeluxe: not a fan of him personally but he did put out some decent soft lesbobi girl porn for straight men

2013-05-23 12:26:59 AM  
I feel confident in saying that man has way more than 32 teeth.

About 80, I'd say.
2013-05-23 12:55:50 AM  
So basically he wants a bunch of drunks and giggling girls allowing said drunks to fondle them, in a jury box.

2013-05-23 12:58:20 AM  

bmihura: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

You sound public-schooled.

There's nothing wrong with public-schooled.  They need real-world "Haha, you thought you were the center of life" therapy after graduating just like everyone else.  I say that as a public-schooled lazy ass who somehow graduated in 1993.  By rights I should have been denied graduation and taken another year for that 1 credit I was missing.
2013-05-23 01:10:08 AM  

Gotfire: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 533x800]

2013-05-23 01:20:39 AM  
2013-05-23 01:26:25 AM  

the_coach5040: Gotfire

The next sci-fi b-movie Troma film villain I'm assuming
2013-05-23 03:05:19 AM  

That is Brazilian Emo Hulk.
2013-05-23 03:25:24 AM  

Apos: Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

2013-05-23 06:20:19 AM  

Albert911emt: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Damn, in that pic he looks like he has waaaay too many teeth.

Maybe he's from Innsmouth...
2013-05-23 08:39:38 AM  
Add to the list of his crimes a wretched tan and day-glo over bleached teeth.

White teeth are nice, but they're not meant to be used as a night light.
2013-05-23 08:50:42 AM  
Joe Francis is a giant douche. He is almost as big a douche as all the people criticizing him.
2013-05-23 09:32:41 AM  
If the government doesn't have time to verify that illegal aliens get kicked out, how and why is he expected to make sure the girls who are willingly stripping on camera for him aren't using fake IDs? Oh noes, the pampered slut on spring break in whatever central american country was really 17 and not 18. She's still a 1%er rich slut.
2013-05-23 11:29:31 AM  
I normally don't wish evil upon others, however I believe this fits:

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
2013-05-23 03:25:04 PM  

skinink: "According to Francis, everyone who's ever served on a jury is mentally challenged. "
Well he may have a point about a lot of jurists having issues. But that's besides the point.

While I'm not too stupid to get out of jury duty, I'm happy to serve. I don't understand why people don't like it. 1. I still get paid by my employer, but I don't have to report to work
2. I can hope that if I'm ever on trial, there will be other rational people on the jury.
3. I'm a judgemental person anyway, so I enjoy it.

What's not to like? Unless you're employer doesn't pay your salary, that is.
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