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2013-05-22 04:09:37 PM  
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gopher321: Donations can be divided into three categories: high-priority (the stuff that actually helps with an immediate need like blankets or water), low priority (stuff that could help at a later time, but isn't needed at the moment) and no-priority (stuff that is inappropriate for the area or is expired--like the sex toys).

Sex toys expire?

I for one am always lost without my butt plug.
2013-05-22 06:55:21 PM  
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Bathia_Mapes: UsikFark: Bathia_Mapes: UsikFark: I can't wait for the AP to release pictures of earthquake victims wearing horse masks and Fark headline t-shirts.


I thought that was an Oi thing

It's a Wheaton thing too. He watches hockey wearing his horse mask. Even took it with him when he went to two different cons in Canada. He posted a picture of himself in his hotel room wearing his horse mask and a vintage hockey shirt while watching a game.

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2013-05-22 05:43:33 PM  
1 vote:
... Butty McPeggerson just wanted to help
2013-05-22 04:36:41 PM  
1 vote:

fluffy2097: This just in. Americans think their garbage is valuable.

Meh. All they need is water, really. The average American can live off their fat reserves for a few decades
2013-05-22 04:34:22 PM  
1 vote:
I can't wait for the AP to release pictures of earthquake victims wearing horse masks and Fark headline t-shirts.
2013-05-22 04:19:05 PM  
1 vote:
So....no porno magazines, boxes of condoms, bottles of Old Harper, panty shields, illegal fireworks and disposable enemas?

2013-05-22 04:18:08 PM  
1 vote:
So, since I would never take the kids to a Fark party....

/How much to ship 'em third class?
2013-05-22 03:56:40 PM  
1 vote:
"WKRP in Cincinnati: Turkeys Away (#1.7)" (1978)

Venus Flytrap: What do you suppose he's up to?

Dr. Johnny Fever: Carlson? I don't know. You should have been here for the big wig promotion.

Venus Flytrap: What happened?

Dr. Johnny Fever: Well, naturally, it didn't work, and we ended up with a warehouse full of wigs. Carlson, he couldn't figure out how to get rid of 'em until the Guatemalan earthquake.

Venus Flytrap: Say what?

Dr. Johnny Fever: Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble - all looking like Dolly Parton.
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