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(WWL)   Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots)   ( wwl.com) divider line
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2013-05-22 12:34:01 PM  
8 votes:

SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175
2013-05-22 12:55:11 PM  
5 votes:
One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.
2013-05-22 12:30:47 PM  
5 votes:
The Methocrats.
2013-05-22 02:16:33 PM  
4 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

They probably wanted to get one of them 3D printers to print up some pipes
2013-05-22 12:47:39 PM  
4 votes:
Man, Joe Walsh and Eric Clapton have sure fell on hard times.
2013-05-22 02:23:43 PM  
3 votes:
They were watching a TLC special on 3D printers.

"We can print our own meth!"

And hilarity ensues.
2013-05-22 01:07:01 PM  
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Probably wanted to print out and double check their Mensa applications before they sent them in.
2013-05-22 03:06:36 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-22 02:20:45 PM  
2 votes:
"Prilla Coslett (above, left) is charged with aggravated flight from an officer, resisting by flight, theft of goods under $500"

Definitely no ink in the printer they stole...

/if it was color ink, it'd be grand theft
2013-05-22 12:57:04 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Business cards - they were gonna staple 'em to the baggies, but then Johnny Law had to get involved.
2013-05-22 12:45:11 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to go out on a limb and presume that these people are unfamiliar with the concept of a cost/benefit ratio.
2013-05-22 12:33:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-22 03:32:56 PM  
1 vote:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: For those of you still wondering why they stole a printer:

Inkjet and Laser printer have  compounds known as nitropyrenes and trinitrofluorene and although they are rarely used these days, they have hallucinogenic properties

This is a huge problem in middle-upper class teenagers in Mexico. To buy toner in Mexico you have to show your IFE card (voting registration card with picture)

Ask any mexican acquaintance and they will probably get emotional as they are very likely to have a family member affected by toner addiction

Is that why their hair is black?
2013-05-22 03:27:39 PM  
1 vote:
Come for horrible meth pictures, stay and learn about printers and ink, upper class Mexican toner addiction, poop in soda fountains, and spike strips.  I love Fark.  Sometimes.
2013-05-22 03:19:43 PM  
1 vote:

show me: Donnchadha: what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175

Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge

Yeah but many new printers now come with "starter" ink cartridges that hold just enough to print out the test page and a little more. They caught on.

/Estimates vary, but a quick google search shows that printer ink can be at least $8000/gal.

I blame Big Ink and their exhaustive price fixing strategies. Why did God put all the ink under Saudi Arabia?
2013-05-22 03:16:56 PM  
1 vote:
At least they were smart enough to take Shortcut Highway.
2013-05-22 03:12:03 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.

This. I seen many dealer beat crackheads just for doing that

Why are you hanging with crack dealers?
2013-05-22 02:40:59 PM  
1 vote:

mark12A: Toner abuse? The Googles say nothing....

Well Duh! Ask Jeeves!
2013-05-22 02:33:18 PM  
1 vote:
Toner abuse? The Googles say nothing....
2013-05-22 02:31:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-22 02:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-22 02:19:28 PM  
1 vote:
If they didn't try to steal the printer, they'd still have their meth and pot.
2013-05-22 12:28:11 PM  
1 vote:
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Prilla (above, leftI repeat  above, left) is 32.   *32*  That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.
2013-05-22 12:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
You can get a printer for $37 now?
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