Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Duplicate of another approved link: 7755830

(   Mixed martial artist to sue a local store, saying the penis gel he bought cause penile scars, lack of pride   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, martial artists, product liability  
•       •       •

792 clicks;  Favorite

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-05-22 12:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
Might have been so old that the stuff broke down into some bad juju.

I know a guy who got chemical burns from expired sun screen. He looked like he had meth face and a sun burn for weeks.
2013-05-22 12:32:56 PM  
1 vote:
ONLINE ADS SAY the tingling, minty, green gel makes lovemaking last longer

Oh, he's a premature ejaculator. There's no weight training exercise that can clear that up. He should just get his three or four pumps in and when he feels like he's going to explode, hit her in the temple with an elbow and knock her unconscious. When she comes too, tell her it was the dick that put her out.
Displayed 2 of 2 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.