BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?
liam76: Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from? Sloppy farking police work at bestYou are better than that./Still sloppy.
Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Oh, my, god. Dzokar, look at his nose.It is so big.[scoff] He looks like,one of those Muslim guys' boyfriends.But, you know, who understands those Muslim guys? *scoff*They only talk to him, because,he looks like a total suicide bomber, 'kay?I mean, his nose, is just so big.I can't believe it's just so crooked, it's like,out there, I mean - gross. Look!He's just so ... muslim!
migueldelascervezas: BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?As a matter of fact, he kinda does look like a biatch.
SoupJohnB: Astorix: An asshole says what?I was going to use "sphincter."/They let you say "asshole," on FARK?
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