tricycleracer: She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?
give me doughnuts: JohnCarter: For those wondering about the young ladyJodi Arias is on trial for murdering her ex-boyfriend. However, she's already guilty of stealing our hearts. If Jodi Arias isn't the sexiest murderer of all-time, I'd be shocked.On top of being sexy, Jodi Arias is a freak in the bedroom. That adds to the package even more!Here are some Jodi Arias sex details:- How many times did she allow boyfriends to use the backdoor before the dead ex-boyfriend? 4 times.- Did the dead ex-boyfriend use lube when he went backdoor? No, but he might have used saliva.- Did she enjoy him using candy in their sex life? Yes, she did get some pleasure from candy.- Did the dead ex-boyfriend get to pop off on her face? Yes.- Did she like it? Yes, as long as it didn't get in her eyes.Wow, the dead ex-boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. Well, other than being murdered, that is.[www.everyjoe.com image 600x465]Candy?Did he fill her full of Skittles and then taste the rainbow?
booger42: Pathman: I_Am_Weasel: Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.ok go on, take a shot.OK, OK, I'mma gonna have to cut you off right there
plcow: I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?
PsyLord: Candy?Did he fill her full of Skittles and then taste the rainbow?He was holding some Skittles so she shot him in self defense.
plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares? Is she a celebrity?
vudukungfu: Some people need killin'She is one.
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