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(ESPN FC)   Goetze unlikely to play in UEFA Champions League final, leaving Borussia Dortmund with a big offensive hole to fill and its backfield susceptible to penetration   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Borussia Dortmund, Mario Goetze, Dortmund, UEFA Champions League, Champions League Finals, Bayern Munich, Jurgen Klopp, midfielder  
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2013-05-22 09:33:42 AM  
I hopefully will never again see what you did there.
2013-05-22 09:34:19 AM  
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RIP Goetze
2013-05-22 09:34:34 AM  
2013-05-22 09:59:15 AM  
I'm just glad someone has opened this discussion.
2013-05-22 11:08:08 AM  
See, it's times like these I'm glad my grandparents had our name Americanized.
2013-05-22 11:09:35 AM  
Ah... the good old days of the internet, when every link went to either him or Lemonparty... you learned to click while looking away from the screen...
2013-05-22 11:33:52 AM  
Right now, in Europe, people are laughing their asses off at this headline.

/here, not so much
2013-05-22 12:10:53 PM  
No love?
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2013-05-22 12:31:25 PM  

Well done subby. It's like a headline from Christmas.
2013-05-22 12:44:30 PM  
wow, i saw the BBC headline and ams happy!
/first Fark visit this year
2013-05-22 12:47:42 PM  
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2013-05-22 12:56:01 PM  
Done in 'O'
2013-05-22 02:33:07 PM  
Sometimes the headlines just write themselves.  Well played Subby, even if a little obvious.
2013-05-22 04:30:17 PM  
Dortmund should play him, split his hamstring from top to bottom, then drop him off at Bayern.
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2013-05-22 07:09:05 PM  
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2013-05-22 08:30:25 PM  
Gündogen will likely play the #10 spot with Sahin in defensive midfield.

Mats Hummels is a doubt for the match with an ankle injury, but he's been a doubt before every Bayern game for the last three years.

/Mia San Mia
2013-05-22 08:48:12 PM  
G-go on....
2013-05-23 12:00:30 AM  

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oh no!  there is no way i could eat that.  it is hysterical though...  was that done on purpose?
2013-05-23 12:12:32 AM  
So is Göetze legitimately injured or is this the chicken shiat way to not have to play against his new employers?
2013-05-23 12:16:48 AM  

Cognitive Displaysia: So is Göetze legitimately injured or is this the chicken shiat way to not have to play against his new employers?

My gut feeling is that they don't trust him to not "throw" the match and intentionally suck.
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