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14410 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2013 at 5:55 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-21 05:02:07 PM  
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2013-05-21 11:12:11 PM  
1 vote:
Y'know, retirement is only about 10 years away, and living in a lighthouse seems kinda kewl, except....
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maybe I should think about the possible downsides of this life
2013-05-21 08:58:04 PM  
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ka1axy: Free things often come with a catch. In this case:
its fog signal sounds for three seconds twice a minute as needed.

I have this feeling that "as needed" is decided by some wet behind the ears night shift government lackey in Washington, DC who has a button he pushes whenever the mood strikes him.  He has no idea what it does, but at 3 or 4 in the morning, idling away in his cube, he hits the button 50 times, wondering why the hell it's on his desk.
2013-05-21 07:43:32 PM  
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/would probably catch mumps
2013-05-21 06:33:52 PM  
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2013-05-21 06:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
I saw "Lake Superior" in the headline and suddenly Gordon Lightfoot was in my ear...
2013-05-21 05:04:30 PM  
1 vote:
*opening the mail at the Coast Guard*

Yup, another application for recreation use..."Me and my bras would like to turn this free lighthouse into the world's first fully functional two-story sex bong..."
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