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(Biography Channel)   I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 61st birthday   ( biography.com) divider line
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2013-05-21 10:50:09 AM  
2 votes:
If a fool falls in the forest and no one is around to hear his jibba-jabba, can Mr. T still pity him?
2013-05-21 08:39:00 AM  
2 votes:
Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!
2013-05-21 02:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
Eddie Murphy's impression of Mr. T was incredible.
 Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here...
2013-05-21 12:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr. T had cancer, but no longer has cancer. Therefore, Mr.T made Chuck Norris cry.  Q.E.D.

I remember there was a VH1 "Where are they now" special on Mr. T. It was 30 seconds long consisting of the text "He's right behind you."

Also, Mr. T was a member of the Psychic friends hotline but was kicked out for always predicting "Pain". Mr T's predictions always came true.
2013-05-21 11:04:40 AM  
1 vote:

Big Beef Burrito: jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view."  Farking idiot.

How did you manage to get that story so wrong?

The trees were keeping him down, so he cut down historical white men.
2013-05-21 10:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer
2013-05-21 10:42:15 AM  
1 vote:
Happy Birthday B.A.
2013-05-21 10:29:30 AM  
1 vote:
No matter where he goes, there are fools in need of pity.
2013-05-21 08:55:15 AM  
1 vote:
I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know.

2013-05-21 08:53:00 AM  
1 vote:
I remember some Farker years ago who told us a story about Mt. T speaking at his elementary school. When it came time to meet-and-greet, Mr. T yelled "STAY OFF DRUGS!!! STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!" so violently that the kids started crying. That mental image still makes me lol.
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