LDM90: I hate it when someone tries to shot me.
jonr: The shooter shoter should sue the manufacturer.
IdBeCrazyIf: tried to shot herYou're drunk subby, go home
The Muthaship: FTA- Even lickier than ticket holder of the $590-million jackpot purchased at a Publix in Zephyrhills on Saturday?Apparently, she wasn't licky enough, or he wouldn't have tried to shoot her.
AverageAmericanGuy: A life is worth more than 590 million dollars?LOL
CapeFearCadaver: Typo's aside, I'm glad the woman is safe. Even though she did OPEN THE DOOR.
fnordest: That must have been the Hi-Point of her life.
Heinrich von EckardtThe gun was obviously one of those cheap "Saturday Night Specials".This attempted shooting would not have occurred had Florida, like some of the more progressive states, banned the things.
Pick: Probably a Jim**** $100 gun show special.
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