rfeick0: Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?
PizzaJedi81: feckingmorons: Free foot is not something at which to scoff!Chick Fil A, not Subway.
mrswood: moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.//got nothingI just had a salad there the other day and it was fantastic. It didn't taste like hate at all!
bborchar: Suck on that, Chik-fil-a
Sgt Otter: So can I get a coupon if I drag in that attempted female suicide bomber we captured?Deuteronomy 21:11-13if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
AdolfOliverPanties: I have theory that all the chicken served at Chick-Fil-A are the poor birds that have been finally farked to death by Republicans.
maxx2112: If I were queer, I wouldn't go straight for Chick fil A.I would, however, consider changing sides from some Popeye's./ nttawwt
moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.//got nothing
Fano: Not News:Lesbians reject free cock.
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