feckingmorons: The I needed a screw part was related to HD not the attractive women at CFA.
feckingmorons: I just had CFA on the way back from Home Depot. Combo #1 (sung to the tune of Mambo # 5)CFA hires attractive 18 year old women.I needed a screw.
Fano: Not News:Lesbians reject free cock.
moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.//got nothing
maxx2112: If I were queer, I wouldn't go straight for Chick fil A.I would, however, consider changing sides from some Popeye's./ nttawwt
maxheck: I've had waffle fries with a coupon from CFA after I gave blood. at a Red Cross blood drive... They weren't bad at all, and it was nice of them to help out.Their owner's stance is still dickish, but hey.no one is perfect short of God.
ArgusRun: Step 1: Find one gay and one lesbian coupleStep 2: air off Boy/girlStep 3: Receive gift cardStep 4: Hot gay makeout session/I'm not gay, but I'd french another chick for the lulz in this situation//And then we'd eat some free chicken
AdolfOliverPanties: I have theory that all the chicken served at Chick-Fil-A are the poor birds that have been finally farked to death by Republicans.
Sgt Otter: So can I get a coupon if I drag in that attempted female suicide bomber we captured?Deuteronomy 21:11-13if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
doglover: I'm not gay, but I'd lie about it for swag. The gay guys I know are pragmatic about such things as well.Free food is not to be scoffed at.
Fark Me To Tears: feckingmorons: I just had CFA on the way back from Home Depot. Combo #1 (sung to the tune of Mambo # 5)CFA hires attractive 18 year old women.I needed a screw.Fornicator!/Just be sure to double-check her ID before tapping that young CFA filet.
feckingmorons: Free foot is not something at which to scoff!
bborchar: Suck on that, Chik-fil-a
PizzaJedi81: feckingmorons: Free foot is not something at which to scoff!Chick Fil A, not Subway.
mrswood: moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.//got nothingI just had a salad there the other day and it was fantastic. It didn't taste like hate at all!
Fano: They are very considerate to allow you to do it yourself.
rfeick0: Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?
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