Popcorn Johnny: Why doesn't Westboro show up for these? Seems like it would be right up their "wrath of God" talking point.
Bontesla: Those poor parents must be insanely anxious.
GypsyJoker: derpy: so, what big west coast story was Brian Williams originally planning on reporting from LA tonight?Ray Manzarek died.
Shostie: Thanks, 0bama!
God-is-a-Taco: As usual, the storm lost the majority of its energy before reaching Tulsa county. I might not even get rain here.
Geriatric Goodman Brown: Our family is safe, but man that was waaaaaay too close for comfort. Thanks to the two farkers who provided details./It's drinking time.
Glendale: tinfoil-hat maggie: megalynn44: ZeroCorpse: If it were me, I'd get the fark out of New Orleans, Oklahoma, Kansas, or anywhere in tornado alley or hurricane zones that are below farking sea level. I'd also not live anywhere near the banks of the Mississippi River, or near the parts of California that are set ablaze every damned year.This is retarded. There is nowhere you can live where you will be guaranteed safe from natural disaster. Storms, fire, earthquakes, landslides, flooding, blizzard, tsunami, yada yada yada. I get massive eye roll when people spout this "just move" bullshiat.So very true and correct.Well, there's places where you should expect disasters on a recurring basis and others where it's not a routine thing. But that's about it, given enough time something will probably happen eventually.
ForrestRump: Serious question: If this area of the country is constantly plagued with Tornado's why do they still build above ground? I realize underground structures are not very aesthetic but building above ground and having this happen seems unnecessary.close to surface water tablesYour answer makes perfect sense. Thanks for responding. But don't they have tornado shelters which are underground? I am not suggesting reverse high rises or anything. I don't know, just battling the bad news with possible solutions that have most likely been hammered out long before I came around.
Random Name Generator: hoping this one doesn't hook straight into the DFW[i.imgur.com image 474x320]
libranoelrose: Just put the dipshiat on ignore and save everyone the hassle of skipping his quoted ass.
ArtosRC: Staggering incompetence on the matter. Unbelievable.
gameshowhost: Ah I meant last week... my bad. Have a safe drive home.
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