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(WTSP)   "The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"   ( wtsp.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Manatee Sheriff, Zephyrhills, genitals, boyfriends, sheriffs  
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2013-05-20 10:42:29 AM  
2 votes:
When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Fark you, subby, for ruining my fantasy.
2013-05-20 10:06:30 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-20 06:49:18 PM  
1 vote:
Not bad looking for a 40 year old.
2013-05-20 12:06:31 PM  
1 vote:
Normally it's best not to stick your dick in crazy, but seems in this specific instance it would have been better to do just that.  Wonders never cease.
2013-05-20 12:05:52 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

They're a little fuzzy on the details.

Is that shirt  Manatee Gray?
2013-05-20 10:42:59 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, the chew manatee.
2013-05-20 10:37:42 AM  
1 vote:
A manatee sheriff? How do they get the hat to stay on when he swims through the water? And what do they pin the badge to?
2013-05-20 10:29:45 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Who would expect this sort of behavior out of a 19-year-old high school mom named Krystle?

What's weird is that her stage name is Maude.
2013-05-20 10:18:24 AM  
1 vote:
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They're a little fuzzy on the details.
2013-05-20 10:13:12 AM  
1 vote:
Oh the huge manatee
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