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(WTSP)   "The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Manatee Sheriff, Zephyrhills, genitals, boyfriends, sheriffs  
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5686 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2013 at 10:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-20 02:31:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: "The Manatee Sheriff..."  when did manatees get to vote?

You don't have to be able to vote in order to be elected by the voters. Don't you know anything about Manatee voting? It's huge.
2013-05-20 02:54:32 PM  
Big tits for a marine mammal.
2013-05-20 02:55:54 PM  
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2013-05-20 06:49:18 PM  
Not bad looking for a 40 year old.
2013-05-20 08:34:43 PM  
when he got the restraining order it didn't occur to him to change the locks?
2013-05-20 11:11:16 PM  
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