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(The Mercury (Australia))   Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity   ( themercury.com.au) divider line
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2013-05-20 05:08:44 PM  
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HatMadeOfAss: Profedius: HatMadeOfAss: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...

13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."

Only if the kid goes for just one round or hadn't masturbated within the last hour. I had an adult/teacher/lover when I was twelve who helped me learn this valuable information and I thanked her many times for it.

How did you survive that harrowing ordeal?  That adult/teacher is a monster.  While the previous statement was sarcasm, the upcoming one is not.  As an adult, how did she see a kid and go "gotta have it!"?  While it was probably awesome for you, she was harboring some serious mental defects.

But, good for you.  You must've been the envy of little league (not being a jerk, I would have bragged and been the envy at that age).

Mental issues might be an issue, but not in that she was a predator more in that she was very sexual and I don't think it was in her mind to seek sex with me. She was very affectionate placing her hand on my shoulder or leg as she would kneel down to help me with my homework. One day after school as I waited at her house for my mother to pick me up from work she placed her hand on my upper leg as she had done many times before and I adjusted in my chair a little which caused her fingers to brush across my erection. Having felt my erection she did not jerk her hand away, but simply left it there and as she kept helping me her fingers started to trace an outline around my erection. Once I let out a little moan she started to rub around the head until I ejaculated. She then stood up and suggested I go to the bathroom to clean up which I did. Shortly after I entered the bathroom she entered with a washcloth as I had my pants down around my ankles and my underwear around me knees, I didn't try to cover myself. She knelt behind me took my penis in her hand and masturbated me until I ejaculated again which took a long time. She then helped me out of my shoes pants an underwear and we went to the bedroom where she performed oral sex on me that seemed to last for hours. She remained clothed during this whole time and I never touched her. The next day after school I asked her to take off her clothes which she didn't do at first, but after I had ejaculated four times and kept asking her she removed her clothes. So it is hard to say who was instigator though the moral judgment within this society implies that we must consider her action inappropriate the fault was not hers alone. I do not care what is said about not knowing what I wanted, because I knew exactly what I wanted and that this could not be a long term relationship.
2013-05-20 02:43:26 PM  
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I still can't get past the fact that a dude setting up a video camera to try and find ghosts, in his own house, is the normal part of the story.
2013-05-20 10:45:24 AM  
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I would have called it "parapornal" activity.

/this is why I don't get green-lit
2013-05-20 10:27:12 AM  
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If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.
2013-05-20 10:15:31 AM  
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I wonder how victimized he feels.
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