HatMadeOfAss: Profedius: HatMadeOfAss: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.Go on....As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."Only if the kid goes for just one round or hadn't masturbated within the last hour. I had an adult/teacher/lover when I was twelve who helped me learn this valuable information and I thanked her many times for it.How did you survive that harrowing ordeal? That adult/teacher is a monster. While the previous statement was sarcasm, the upcoming one is not. As an adult, how did she see a kid and go "gotta have it!"? While it was probably awesome for you, she was harboring some serious mental defects.But, good for you. You must've been the envy of little league (not being a jerk, I would have bragged and been the envy at that age).
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