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(Mother Nature Network)   Justin Bieber loses his monkey at midnight. This is not code for his virginity   ( mnn.com) divider line
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2013-05-20 09:57:04 AM  
5 votes:
I finally laid eyes on Justin Bieber on TV last night, accepting some award.  He was wearing giant sunglasses and pouting while talking ebonglish.  I would describe his style as "facepunchable."
2013-05-20 10:41:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-20 11:53:36 AM  
1 vote:

offmymeds: mark1mod0: LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?





All of the above.

This collective ensemble.
2013-05-20 11:49:39 AM  
1 vote:
So he will no longer be able to spank his monkey...
2013-05-20 11:44:51 AM  
1 vote:
Ohdamnit give him the money back! How will it eat his face off if he dosent have it?
2013-05-20 10:42:03 AM  
1 vote:
there was a beiber
an under water kid who controlled the tweens
got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
from new york and new jersey

His monkey's gone to Germans

/I'm just not trying today
//everything is gonna burn, we'll all take turns, I'll get mine too
2013-05-20 10:05:38 AM  
1 vote:
Suspect is dickless. REPEAT, DICKLESS
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