show me: Did they just use the word "back" where it should have said "bank" in that article? TWICE???
jehovahs witness protection: SHHHH. if Starsky catches us, I'll have to do a 70's ghetto dragon impression./ I just had a mental picture of that and decided I need help
SpikeStrip: if you're gonna rob a bank, don't teller
cman: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x793]
cman: cman: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x793]CRAP wrong thread
SpdrJay: I have a gub....
worlddan: I have this image of a middle-aged black woman, 350 pounds, waddling at the pace of a tortoise towards a desk 10 feet away with her hands covering her ass (as if that is going to help her) screaming "Ah Lord, Ah Lord."
DarkSoulNoHope: What's the voting for? Vote on someone's best robbery attempt story?!
Wayne 985: Why the f--- is this a contest thread?
Owangotang: DarkSoulNoHope: What's the voting for? Vote on someone's best robbery attempt story?!I have three, all from when I was a bank teller. First time it was a guy with a stained note, badly written, asking for all my money or his friend in the car would come in and kill me. They caught him that same day. Second and third times were the next Summer, 6 weeks apart. Different guy from the first, but he committed both the second and third. Places a Priority Mail box with a typed note attached on my window. He rode a bicycle to and from the robbery. He wore a helmet, wraparound sunglasses, a white polo, and held a camo rag over his face. The note said the box was a bomb that would detonate if he did not get my money.The second time rattled me a little bit. The third time basically changed my life for the worse. Not many days go by that I don't wish I had chased after him that third time, because he was clearly targeting my bank and likely me. That feeling of not knowing if he was still targeting me, after me, out there somewhere, it has never completely left me. I don't know that it ever will.It took me about a decade but I finally saw a doctor for the OCD, depression, and anxiety that built over that time. I was diagnosed with PTSD. I take pills now that have taken away all of those symptoms. I sleep better. I even have lost a little weight. I am happy. I struggle now with knowing that he did all of that to me and I can never, ever square things with that son of a biatch; with any luck I will someday just be able to move on. Just writing all of this has brought on a headache. I don't know what else to say really, at times I wish cancer or worse on him but really I don't want to be like that. I am trying.
mike_d85: *looks at Bad cover**looks at TFA*I think black Michael Jackson did it.
Albert911emt: This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?
jjorsett: That wasn't "calm down," that was "shut the hell up". Don't they tell bank employees to just hand over the money? Wonder if they'll can her for violating policy by panicking and hiding from a guy threatening to kill people.
flamingboard: Albert911emt: This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?For me! I shall lead us into a new dawn of Fark all.
The_Y2P_Problem: flamingboard: Albert911emt: This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?For me! I shall lead us into a new dawn of Fark all.No! Vote for me! Abortions for everyone!
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