Radioactive Ass: How could anyone think that releasing an infestation of insects was a good or funny idea?
B.L.Z. Bub: Their conscience was not their guide.
tuna fingers: Thousands of dollars? Um... No. I hire a pest control guy for the shopping center I manage and I get him to spray emergency flare-ups of cockroaches for 100 bucks a pop. To perform routine maintenance on a half million s.f. of retail space costs $275.
HotWingAgenda: That is just embarrassing.
Bonobo62: How the hell did they get caught? Are kids these days announcing their pranks and trying to take credit? I've done much worse than just a few thousand crickets, but never let anyone pin any of it on me.
Mock26: They got caught, so they should be punished. Hopefully the class behind them will learn from this mistake and not get caught when they pull off their stupid senior prank.
Dear Jerk: When I was a senior. we released crickets numbered from 1 to 2000. But we only actually released 1999.
Luminiferous Aether: Douchebags, generations of them, through and through. Parents, your little snowflakes perpetrated a prank that is costly and time-consuming to deal with. You should've raised your crotchfruit to be more creative and less destructive, and having your kiddies not walk is the perfect punishment for them, and you.
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