NuttierThanEver: Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights.Bacon: Knock him out? What do you mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?Eddie: I don't know. Use your imagination![Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]Tom: Don't touch him up. Knock him out!Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? You knock him out.Eddie: I farking hate traffic wardens.
Goimir: Fun fact:
JPINFV: Goimir: Fun fact: an ambulance, by law, is not permitted to run a red light or to speed. So when one of your loved ones is being transported, please inform the driver that you wish them to obey all traffic laws as they apply to normal situations.Fun fact... in California an authorized emergency vehicle facing a forward facing steady red light and sounding a siren as necessary is exempt from the speed limit and red lights, as well as essentially the rest of the vehicle code in terms of rules of the road, provided it is done with due regard. Ambulances in California are one type of authorized emergency vehicle. California Vehicle Code section 21055-21056.What sort of backwards state do you live in?
JPINFV: Goimir: Got 45 minutes to wait?No... but I also don't live in the middle of nowhere. As such, response times for full time career paramedics is less than 10 minutes from placing the call to 911. Just because you choose to live someplace remote doesn't mean you also get to choose to ignore the traffic laws.
mr_a: I do not support violence, especially against law enforcement and public officials.But in this case, I might make an exception. What an ass.
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