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(College Humor)   Cop gets a breathalyzer math lesson from physics student   ( divider line
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7090 clicks; posted to Video » on 18 May 2013 at 8:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-18 01:41:22 AM  
7 votes:
Um, no.  Cop demonstrates that he has the mental capacity of a retarded banana while physics major tries to explain basic arithmetic.

Physics major explains that .016 < .08, and that .08*2 = .16, not .016.

Cop says "Tell it to the judge, you farking liar."

This is why we call cops only as a last resort.  They're stupid, and not the folks I'd prefer to trust with a dog I didn't like, much less my life.
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2013-05-18 05:11:05 AM  
2 votes:
How many thousands of innocent lives have been destroyed because of "cop math".
2013-05-19 04:22:16 AM  
1 vote:
Cops are allowed to lie to you, why would you feel bad about reciprocating?
2013-05-18 01:33:18 PM  
1 vote:
Actual proof aside, if a cop can't tell whether someone is one-fifth their standard of drunk or more than twice their standard of drunk, he has no business doing a job that involves breathalyzers.
2013-05-18 12:48:10 PM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: As an aside, if I had actually had two beers, I would still say something besides "two beers."  "Two beers" has to be the most common lie answer in the universe.

Even if you stink like a brewery, the right answer is always 'nothing'.  If you suggest in any way that you've been drinking, then the cop is obligated to advance the conversation.  'Nothing' gives them the latitude to wave you on, even if they suspect you may have been drinking.
2013-05-18 12:36:05 PM  
1 vote:
As soon as the cop started swearing, I could tell he knew he was wrong, and was going to hope that the inevitable delays in the court system would make the nerd just pay up to be rid of the problem.

This officer was just resorting to being an asshole in response to the stoppee being a jerkass.

Physics major also should have just shut the fark up and taken it to court, with the video where the number is clearly stated, then point out the cop's error.  Ticket dismissed, cop gets a page added to his record that might hold no bearing on his continued service in law enforcement/tax collection.  But now that the cop thinks the physics major is a cocky little shiat, I wouldn't be surprised if that car gets pulled over every time it's spotted in that town for fishing trips.
2013-05-18 09:06:24 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-18 05:30:28 AM  
1 vote:
As an aside, if I had actually had two beers, I would still say something besides "two beers."  "Two beers" has to be the most common lie answer in the universe.
2013-05-18 01:20:52 AM  
1 vote:
Stop filming with your (vertical!) phone, and bust out your calculator app.
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