MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, there goes my evening
Gordon Bennett: Then he wasn't embalmed. If you aren't dead when the embalming process begins you certainly will be by the time it ends.
BarkingUnicorn: Zimbabwe. They're gonna cut off his head and burn his corpse tomorrow.
tinfoil-hat maggie: Gordon Bennett: Then he wasn't embalmed. If you aren't dead when the embalming process begins you certainly will be by the time it ends.Yeh, pretty much so. Do they still embalm if you're wanna be cremated? Cause that would suck to wake up to.
jtown: On a totally unrelated note, make sure your mother in law is embalmed and/or cremated.
Deep Contact: Someone must have given him a drug that voodoo priests use to simulate death.
kayanlau: Does he feel better than James Brown?
JonnyG: One of my neighbors had an aneurysm a couple years back and stayed on life support for a couple of days before his family made the decision to go ahead and harvest the organs. He woke up in the operating room. The longer version of this story is much worse. He's alive though.
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