busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off./breathe
scottydoesntknow: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]Whoops! Wrong thread
munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate. what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed. The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird.. I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird." boss calmly said its no big deal.This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.
barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.
fireclown: Heck, I'm just glad to hear him admit that DNA actually exists. It's progress, of a sort.
FlyingBacon: OMG! Did he really said that?/not a fan of him//now got more dirt on him.
busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.
Canton: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.Isn't that kind of insulting?/To men.//Not to dogs.///Dogs don't care.
namegoeshere: PsyLord: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable./humans are not monogamousSee, the thing is, Christianity has this Christianity has this commandment against adultery. It makes baby Jesus cry. So you (not you, him) can't say that and be a Good Christian.Also, you can't be for adultery and against teh ghey. Well, you can, but then you're a hypocrite. And a bad bad Christian.
Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?Unlike Muslims, Christians are right./not all Christians feel that way
Macinfarker: [www.psychologytoday.com image 300x201]Wanna cheat, CAN'T CHEAT!
Corvus: He may be right but that doesn't remove the responsibility of the man.Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.Men and women are genetically ready to have sex after puberty, does he think that's ok too?
nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.
Cheron: 1) I was mad by GOD in his image
scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]
Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.
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