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(KOAT Albuquerque)   "I am sorry I could not pay the entire restaurant bill 15 years ago, but here is the money for the rest of that bill with some nice interest to it"   ( koat.com) divider line
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12813 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 1:16 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-17 01:35:58 PM  
18 votes:
As a young, drunken teen I helped a friend smash the windshield of a teachers car that he hated. I instantly regretted it, especially when we drove by later at night to see the old man sweeping up glass in the rain. It gnawed at me for years until one day I grabbed my checkbook and drove to his house. I went to the door feeling pretty good that I was finally going to square up with the old man. The person who answered informed me the old man died the previous summer. I was so pissed I smashed her windshield.
2013-05-17 03:11:51 PM  
1 vote:
I call bullshiat.

The chef is French. He didn't buy himself a bouquet of flowers. He rented a whore. A nice, limber, mousy whore. Or he slept with his wife's best friend and bought her some lingerie.

But he did NOT buy himself some flowers.

/All right. He might have bought some flowers with the money but he gave the flowers to his wife's best friend before he plowed her.
2013-05-17 01:45:21 PM  
1 vote:
It could happen to you.
2013-05-17 01:23:18 PM  
1 vote:
Foreign deadbeat.

/ha, what an awesome guy
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