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(The Atlantic Wire)   The promotional photo for Lar von Trier's new film "Nymphomaniac" looks like a cross between a high Rennaisance religious painting and a very kinky "where's Waldo""? puzzle   ( theatlanticwire.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, von Trier, nymphomania, Christian art, cross, Charlotte Gainsbourg, paintings, melancholias, Shia Labeouf  
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2013-05-17 04:08:37 PM  
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calm like a bomb: Mad_Radhu: Lars?

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Wrong guy.  If Von Trier remade that movie, the Real Doll's getting a drill to the forehead and Gosling spends and hour skull-farking her.

No a true LVT movie would be the guy being completely convinced it real, but the townsfolk, instead being supportive, kidnap the doll and then gang rape it while Lars watches.   And then afterwards Lars tries to love the doll still but can come to grips with the rape and  in the end screams at her and calls her a plastic whore before throwing her in a furnance
2013-05-17 03:29:06 PM  
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2013-05-17 02:00:32 PM  
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genepool lifeboat: KatjaMouse: And about once a year or every couple of years I inflict it upon myself again and still cry. I know how it ends every time and I know it's going to ruin my week but I do it anyway

Why would you do that to yourself????  That is probably THE most depressing movie ever made.

Because I couldn't be a cutter like the cool goth girls in high school?
2013-05-17 01:09:12 PM  
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Having only seen about 30 minutes of Melancholia, and having only heard about Antichrist, Lars Von Trier scares the shiat out of me.
2013-05-17 01:01:02 PM  
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That is some terrible photoshop. And they could have at least posted a link to a hi-res version.
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