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2013-05-17 01:21:15 PM  
3 votes:
So, WTF are they doing with all of the purchased/confiscated coke?
Dumping it in Minnesota lakes?
2013-05-17 03:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
PizzaJedi81, et al. (current or former delivery guys)

Yaaaay, pie delivery CSB time!

I worked at a very shady delivery place in high school.  Our biggest client base was the Marine Air Station (MCBH Kaneohe for those keeping score).  Anywhoo, the owner decided that when we had our mid-afternoon lull, I should hit the base and collect on bounced checks.

It usually went well.  Most dudes were pretty abashed, and, as I was willing to take a partial payment, they were generally OK with things.

Eventually I found myself in a room full of very intoxicated Infantry guys who began debating the notion of bouncing me off the walls a few times rather than pony up.  Fortunately for me, I had checked in with the Duty NCO, who was waiting outside and heard it all.

Long story short, the MP's on that base have the quickest reaction time I've ever seen from law enforcement.  Saved my butt (and face, arms, etc.).
2013-05-17 03:10:19 PM  
1 vote:
always about greed. why sell keys. if it's too good to be true, etc ..
2013-05-17 02:57:30 PM  
1 vote:

Kibbler: CSB.  I know a certain slacker, who could have had college paid for him, and he could be starting a career now, but he decided that things like learning and work were too much...work...anyway, the only job he held down in the first two years after high school was working part-time, for money under the table, for a Chinese joint that made deliveries.  I was pretty sure, based on his past arrest record, and his very close brush with a long prison term, and his unwillingness to describe what he did other than, "You know, just stuff, whatever they need" that there were illegal things going on, and I suspected that it was drugs.  Then the owner of the business suddenly disappeared one day. It came out that he fled the country and went to Hong Kong.  Never heard anything definite, but I'm pretty sure this dumbass slacker, who if arrested would have had pending felonies come back on top of the new ones, and would have spent ten years in prison, was delivering drugs.  Probably making what seemed like a lot of money to him, probably thinking, yeah, this is the life, good cash and I don't even have to work for it.  I can sleep until noon, which is my life goal.  What are the odds I'll get busted?  Just because the local police have arrested me before, and the court has told me, you're now on our list, we're going to nail you again, and there won't be any "second chance" programs when we do.

He was a part of my ongoing adult education:  some people are too stupid to know not to keep sticking their burned finger into the candle flame.  Some people feel a bullet whiz right by their ear, and the best reaction they can do is grin and continue to dance in the line of fire.

Sometimes, you have to write people off as complete losses.

You don't get invited to many parties do you?

/Really, really dull story based on assumptions
2013-05-17 02:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
PizzaJedi81: ComicBookGuy: PizzaJedi81: ComicBookGuy: As a former pizza deliveryman, I was always amused at all the potheads I kept delivering to.

Man, if I had a dollar for every time someone offered me weed or beer, I'd have doubled my tips.

I never got offered anything, which is odd, as I had the power to completely ruin their night.

One time, not only did I get stiffed, which I didn't mind, but they were mouthy and rude to me, and obviously had every intention of trying to NOT pay for their pizza. So...the police may or may not have gotten an anonymous call regarding a smell of pot coming from a certain address.

Tsk-tsk.  Such a shame.

You know, I actually DID remember who was a good tipper (lots of repeats) and would deliver to them earlier in my sorties than those who didn't tip.
2013-05-17 01:21:44 PM  
1 vote:
Why is someone who lives in Brooklyn ordering Papa John's?

Isn't there a slew of waaaaaay better pizza to be found?
2013-05-17 01:03:12 PM  
1 vote:
Rodriguez sold cocaine to undercover cops on 21 occasions beginning in the fall of 2011, the NYPD and the city's special narcotics prosecutor's office said.

You know, because once or twice wasn't enough.
2013-05-17 12:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
Would've been better off selling weed; then there would've been a good reason for the pizza.
2013-05-17 12:07:44 PM  
1 vote:
He delivered pizza for Papa John's in Brooklyn - but cops said he made his real dough selling coke on the side.

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Hey.  When you've contracted with a company to sell their product, you best not be selling stuff from the competitor or you're going to jail.
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