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(Cosmopolitan)   And here are Cosmo's 31 most sexually arousing movies of all time. No, they didn't list porn...well, other than Top Gun with its volleyball scene   ( cosmopolitan.com) divider line
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2013-05-17 09:35:22 AM  
3 votes:
Pretty sure the average Farkers idea of sexy and the average Cosmopolitan reader's idea of sexy are bound to be radically different.

That said, list fails without Team America.
2013-05-17 09:11:19 AM  
2 votes:
2013-05-17 06:02:02 PM  
1 vote:

PizzaJedi81: Annnnnd it hit a big old fail early on by including Twilight. There are a lot of sexy movies on there, but I'm going to have to call lame on this list.

And it was ranked just behind Little Children.  Seriously, one involves Kate Winslet moaning at the top of her lungs while getting righteously plowed on a table, the other involves two expressionless people covered from the neck down twisting some sheets.  Hey ladies, you know that whole "mixed messages" problem guys are always talking about?
2013-05-17 02:08:16 PM  
1 vote:

mcmnky: Real life cocktail party: how'd you two meet? Oh, she was a street walker and I was her best client. *puke*

Yeah...Dave Chappelle's version was way more accurate...

2013-05-17 11:43:36 AM  
1 vote:
No "I Spit On Your Grave"?

List fails.
2013-05-17 11:27:15 AM  
1 vote:
What ? No "Boxing Helena"?
2013-05-17 11:06:35 AM  
1 vote:
List fails without the opening sex scene in "I spit on your grave"
2013-05-17 11:04:39 AM  
1 vote:
Ahhh yes, Unfaithful.  Every Cosmo-reading suburban housewife's wet dream.
2013-05-17 10:20:16 AM  
1 vote:
That list just shortened my sex life by ten minutes.

How can a list of sexually arousing movies not involve Jenny Agutter?

And fark The Notebook.
2013-05-17 10:17:53 AM  
1 vote:

LDM90: ng him Indian burns on the peener.

Well, what am I gonna do with this hard on now?
2013-05-17 10:16:08 AM  
1 vote:
Cosmo? Sexy? I didn't even know there were movies about UFIAing your man, or giving him Indian burns on the peener.
2013-05-17 09:34:19 AM  
1 vote:
Eyes Wide Shut did not give me a chubby, it made me uncomfortable
2013-05-17 09:27:51 AM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: [anneheche.free.fr image 333x475]

Specifically for the Joan Chen/Anne Heche scenes.

/Walken playing a psycho mob boss as a bonus.


Got to get the UR version for those scenes though.

Want to know why Anne Heche thought she was gay for a few years? This movie is EXACTLY why.
2013-05-17 09:21:52 AM  
1 vote:
No 300? No Watchmen?

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2013-05-17 09:17:40 AM  
1 vote:
Guess they've never seen 'Bound'...
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