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(Dallas Observer)   Florida man claims Red Lobster poisoned him with Budweiser. If the story only mentioned Miracle Whip we could get to foodie outrage level 29   ( blogs.dallasobserver.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Red Lobster, Miracle Whip, Budweiser, Nicholson's, Justin Grogg, acid reflux, Dallas County, difficulty swallowing  
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2013-05-15 05:21:23 PM  
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I was a die hard Miracle Whip fan.  I told my new wife "No Hellman's in my house; this is a Miracle Whip house only!" (not that she listened to me).

Then someone introduced me to Dukes.  And finally, finally, I understand the joy of decent mayo.
2013-05-15 03:03:48 PM  
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They just remodeled the Red Lobster behind my house. True story.
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