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(The New Republic)   Protip for Moscow CIA guys: If you don't have a "tech" to help with your disguise, "you usually come out looking like a gay mad scientist"   ( newrepublic.com) divider line
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2013-05-15 01:51:48 PM  
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2013-05-15 02:31:51 PM  
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2013-05-15 02:13:39 PM  
2 votes:
Comrade, I have blue jeans and Bic lighter for you.
2013-05-15 01:47:26 PM  
2 votes:
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Just a few disguise suggestions
2013-05-15 04:01:37 PM  
1 vote:
FIrst of all, why are we spying on Russia?  We've been friends for a while.   And they are certainly not any sort of a threat.

In any case, it seems to me that they were just looking to try to embarass the US by saying, "we caught one of your spies!!"  When in fact, all they did was found some poor dolt hanging around there, threw a wig on his head, said they found some "spy stuff", and made a big media stink out of it.
2013-05-15 03:42:00 PM  
1 vote:
From the article I gather that the main CIA guys are so busy secretly killing people in Yemen or Pakistan that the Moscow bureau has to be operated by people working on their Spying merit badge.
2013-05-15 02:21:29 PM  
1 vote:
Currently disguised as US Senator.

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2013-05-15 02:15:56 PM  
1 vote:

brap: I saw that bad wig supposed spy guy on the news this morning and assumed it was some sort of media stunt/joke.

I think I have that wig.
The beard is even more fabulous.
2013-05-15 02:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
For more SCIENCE, I wanted to post her candid explicit shots too, but I'll quit while I'm head of the mods... for the time being anyway.

/They're out there
//And they're magnificent
///And farking kinky
2013-05-15 02:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-15 02:07:38 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wrath of Heaven: If only our spies were as surgically effective and well-trained as their adversaries...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 749x939]

Looks like she was disguised with a heavy dose of Photoshop.

No doubt after Maxim did their dirty work, but she still holds up in her candids:

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Also, for SCIENCE, more touched-up shots:

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2013-05-15 02:02:44 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-15 02:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
Have we learned nothing from this documentary?

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2013-05-15 01:55:01 PM  
1 vote:
WHAT did Obama know about the wig and WHEN did he know it.
2013-05-15 01:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
If only our spies were as surgically effective and well-trained as their adversaries...
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2013-05-15 01:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
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