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(CNN)   Florida woman files $5 million RICO suit against Apple for failing to fix her out of warranty iPhone 4   ( tech.fortune.cnn.com) divider line
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2817 clicks; posted to Business » on 15 May 2013 at 1:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-15 01:18:16 PM  
6 votes:
This same women filed a Rico Suave suit against me for being so damn sexy.
2013-05-15 01:51:08 PM  
4 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: In addition, are Apple users that convinced that Android users are trying to sabotage Apple? Seriously?

It used to be said that Steve Jobs would read every comment on the internet from people defending Apple and that once a year, he'd go visit the person who did the best job and let that person suck his dick.

Even now, the mac supporters believe that if they shrill hard enough and long enough, the ghost of Steve Jobs would come visit them in their bathroom and stick his ghost penis in their mouth.
2013-05-15 03:43:23 PM  
3 votes:
Is this like the time when my wife shattered her iPhone after pulling it out to answer a call and it was entirely my fault because I was the one calling her?
2013-05-15 01:59:59 PM  
1 vote:
She must be injecting THC.
2013-05-15 01:45:01 PM  
1 vote:

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The Angry Hand of God:  In addition, are Apple users that convinced that Android users are trying to sabotage Apple?  Seriously?

The derp runs deep.

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Apple v. Android is the Ford v. Chevy of modern life.

Cool, that makes Windows Phone Mopar.
2013-05-15 12:59:52 PM  
1 vote:
Stop picking on Apple. They're practically broke as it is.
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