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(WBIR Knoxville)   Radio preacher who predicted the rapture for May 2011 faces financial hardships after the Messiah was a no-show. THANKS OBAMA   ( wbir.com) divider line
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2013-05-15 11:25:29 AM  
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2013-05-15 12:33:42 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-15 11:27:39 AM  
3 votes:
You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?


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2013-05-15 04:17:13 PM  
2 votes:
There are many false prophets and you shall know them by their lies.

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2013-05-15 03:15:20 PM  
1 vote:
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/He's probably even more wooden now
//The guy on the left I mean
2013-05-15 02:45:48 PM  
1 vote:
It was the end of the world, for them.

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Every day can be X-Day, when you have a gun.
2013-05-15 02:06:32 PM  
1 vote:
I spent that day in May dressed up as Jesus and wandering around local malls.

Strangely, when you're dressed up as Jesus, you get significantly better service at many stores.  Of course, it's possible that they just wanted me out of there...
2013-05-15 01:09:32 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.

I was all prepared to do some serious post-Rapture looting. (Well, "finding," I guess, since I'm white.)
2013-05-15 12:48:05 PM  
1 vote:
More like non-prophet organization.
2013-05-15 12:46:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-15 12:39:11 PM  
1 vote:

OdradekRex: He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.

2013-05-15 12:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-15 12:33:08 PM  
1 vote:
The rapture is gonna happen riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight NOW!


Riiiiiiiiiiight NOW! NOW!

2013-05-15 12:20:13 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!
2013-05-15 11:35:51 AM  
1 vote:
Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.
2013-05-15 10:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22
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