Pocket Ninja: ...improves your physique?
kronicfeld: Pocket Ninja: ...improves your physique?You've met enough of the morbidly obese chronic masturbators from the internet to have known that was a poor offering.
UberDave: Interesting. If the article is true then I will be prostate cancer-free for 734 years and I can lift a 170lb weight with my "organ". Cool...
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "Aim to ejaculate three to five times a week for rock-solid results."Yeah but aim where?
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Thanks, James Van Der Beek!"
Thisbymaster: Then I am immoral.
Whiskey Dickens: Thisbymaster: Then I am immoral.Not sure if serious...
knightmike: Don't have sex with a girl that has a UTI. That UTI could easily be a STD.
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