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(Omaha World Herald)   Two weeks ago, there were a couple of inches of snow on the ground in Omaha. Today, it hit 100º. THANKS, OBAMA   ( omaha.com) divider line
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2013-05-14 06:21:37 PM  
5 votes:
And Minnesota legalized gay marriage. Coincidence?
2013-05-14 06:53:33 PM  
4 votes:

verbaltoxin: Ain't global warming fun?

This was never a problem until Al Gore mentioned it.
2013-05-14 07:04:08 PM  
2 votes:
Nebraska weather. If you don't like it wait five minutes.
2013-05-14 05:46:10 PM  
2 votes:
I think you better turn your ticket in and get your money back at the door.
2013-05-14 11:15:27 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: the funny thing is, we had a record low of 33º on sunday here. so in two days, we've gone from 33º to 100º. i can't remember the last time that happened.

in between the plague of frogs and the plague of lice, I think.
2013-05-14 10:01:53 PM  
1 vote:

chuggernaught: By the time I got out of work it was cloudy and there was a nice breeze, so it wasn't too bad.  Seriously though, if we could have a few weeks of 70's in Omaha that would be awesome.

You can, just as long as you're not picky about whether they are lows, highs or wind speeds.
2013-05-14 08:55:53 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I understand why the oil companies and everyone else who has a vested financial interest in ignoring virtually the entire scientific community regarding  global warming but why do the rest of the shiat kickin' hick republicans say it's bullshiat? Just partisan loyalty?

they are people of the common clay....

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2013-05-14 08:50:10 PM  
1 vote:

180IQ: Mugato: Can someone explain to me the "Algore" as one word thing?

It's a terrorist group, like Al-Qaeda or Al-Gebra.  Being ignorant Americans, we take out the hyphen.

Yes, and it is spread through the use of the Algorerhythm
2013-05-14 07:49:41 PM  
1 vote:

Uncle_Sam's_Titties: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Uncle_Sam's_Titties: I'm calling 'leader' right now for the militia that defends our freshwater against all those southern bastards..

You know, when ignorance combined with global warming causes them to dry up all their lakes and they come a-lookin' for ours.

Ha ha ha.  It's cute the way you think we won't be able to take what we want and leave you with a dusty hole in the ground.   My super soaker.....cold dead hands.


I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you.  I was in the middle of something.
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2013-05-14 06:07:24 PM  
1 vote:
Some dude wrote this same shiat on a cave wall 4 million years ago. Today, scientists corrected his spelling.
2013-05-14 05:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
One more reason to stay out of Obamaha, with it's socialist sharing of heat.

I EARNED that heat, ALL BY MYSELF!  Why should I share it with anyone else?

Also, this clearly means that global climate change is a myth.
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