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2013-05-14 02:34:29 PM  
4 votes:
Jerking off with Purel is going to result in felony DUI.
2013-05-14 04:33:12 PM  
3 votes:

the_freelance: Oh and EVERY SINGLE PERSON leaving an NFL stadium would be in violation.

Any Onion articles about this yet?

"Green Bay, WI Ghost Town After 72,000 Packers Fans Arrested for DUI"
2013-05-14 04:55:39 PM  
2 votes:
Some people perform better drunk.
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2013-05-14 04:55:08 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: eliminate drunk driving, which accounts for about a third of all road deaths.

I think it's high time we crack down on the sober drivers. They're causing twice as many fatalities.
2013-05-14 04:32:19 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-14 02:37:16 PM  
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: timujin: Not sure what this is supposed to accomplish.  What percentage of drunk driving deaths are caused by people at .08?

Pretty much what I came in here to say. Are lives really going to be saved by arresting sober people?

It's all about $afety
2013-05-14 06:02:59 PM  
1 vote:
I drink and drive everything in sight.
2013-05-14 05:53:45 PM  
1 vote:

DrewCurtisJr: antidisestablishmentarianism: Oh hey, Drunk Driving deaths only make up 6% of all drunk driving deaths when the BAC is between .05 and .07.

Was the alcohol a factor in the crashes?

Yep. Sober people made up the largest amount of fatal crashes so we need to really focus on driving sober.
2013-05-14 05:12:09 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: Kibbler: .15 or higher. So drunk you can't even stand up.

Way to spread misinformation.

You're not helping.

I know a couple of women that can't keep their knickers up at .08.
2013-05-14 04:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
America: where we have to ruin your life to prevent you from ruining your life.
2013-05-14 04:46:33 PM  
1 vote:
A few more Mad Men pics lol:

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2013-05-14 04:38:54 PM  
1 vote:
I put full faith in the alcoholic beverage lobby to keep my interests protected regarding this matter.
2013-05-14 04:29:14 PM  
1 vote:
I drive better when I'm drunk.  It helps me to relax behind the wheel.
2013-05-14 04:27:50 PM  
1 vote:

FarkedOver: Yay for arbitrary numbers that have no bearing on weather whether a person is drunk or not!

BAC well above .08%
2013-05-14 03:22:46 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Neoprohibitionists.  They are working, slowly, gradually, towards zero tolerance.  They know they can't ask for it all at once, because they will be laughed at.  So they exploit the mechanisms of the slippery slope to achieve their goals.

MADD does fall under this category, and they seem to have all the free time in the world to bother legislators.  God knows they don't have a social life.

And I say this as someone that is deeply committed to road safety and responsible drinking: dem b*tches be crazy.
2013-05-14 02:48:21 PM  
1 vote:
Done in the boobies. Seriou$ly, what will lowering the permi$$able BAC level accompli$h?
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