Glenford: Almost as good as this:[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]
Tax Boy: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with chocolate bullets is a good guy with a peanut-butter grenade.
jafiwam: Nice to know the schools are spending time indoctrinating children to fuss about guns when they should be learning academics.But, if you are breeding a generation of welfare check taking voting livestock I suppose it's OK.
brantgoose: jafiwam: Nice to know the schools are spending time indoctrinating children to fuss about guns when they should be learning academics.But, if you are breeding a generation of welfare check taking voting livestock I suppose it's OK.You've got peanut butter talking points on your chocolate talking points.
Albert911emt: Waiting for the tea party derp machine to tell us this is wargarble....
tenpoundsofcheese: would not work in Biden's shotgun that he says people should have.
dittybopper: My post in the redlit thread on this:The problem with chocolate bullets are as follows:1. They aren't dense enough. That translates into higher muzzle velocities but because of the poor sectional density they would lose velocity very quickly.2. Lack of material cohesion compared to normal bullet materials: a. A bullet has to stay together to be effective against all but the smallest, lightest targets. b. A bullet without the necessary integrity will 'trip' over any rifling, making it wildly inaccurate c. The explosive force necessary to propel a bullet is likely to completely destroy a chocolate bullet. d. If the shock didn't do it, the temperature would melt the chocolate bullet.Having said that, a chocolate bullet would make the "catching a bullet in the mouth" trick a whole lot tastier.
Gonz: What about chocolate shotgun shells? Put a chunk of Hershey's in there, but expect it to act like bird shot. Maybe use peanut butter for the wadding.
xoxo: Thank you for that, Sheldon.
ruta: I was wondering about the CSI episode with the meat bullet, but Mythbusters have got it covered:http://mythbustersresults.com/episode1I'm going to guess that if frozen hamburger can't hold it together long enough to cause injury, then chocolate wouldn't either.
brantgoose: The Bootstrapy Resisty called.They've cancelled your farm subsidies.They've cancelled your fossil fuel "exploration and development" tax credits.They've cancelled the power of corporations to collect taxes from consumers and then just keep the money.They've cancelled your protectionist barriers to free trade and free movement of workers, resources and money..They've cancelled your cut-price leases on the one third of the land in the USA that belongs to the Government and theoretically the American People.They've cancelled the Patriot Acts, the dronocracy, and the TSA, like Obama should have done by executive degree on day one of his One Hundred Days.And some guy with a hippy beard and a whip drove your lobbyists out of the taxpayer-financed paid halls of Congress saying you've made his Father's House into a Den of Thieves.In other words, you can kiss your Red State asses good bye. The Democrats have decided not to throw buckets of money at the rich any more. They need those buckets of money to restore the dying American Middle Class.The jig is up, self-styled conservatives. You've been caught in the Gubbermint money trough with you heels barely above the credit line.THE TAXPAYER'S MONEY. IT IS NOT YOURS.One, because you stopped paying your far share years ago, and two, it should go to the people who pay, not the players who play.P.S. The Government has figured out that it is cheaper to let banks that are too big to fail, fail, and just give the money back to the depositors, small businesses, etc. so they can go to another conveniently located bank instead.***And then Bootstrapy McScrooge Duck woke up and it was all a horrible nightmare, except that J.R. Ewing was still dead. So he says to his wife: "Honey, wake up, you won't believe the dream I just had" and she says: it wasn't a dream, America was a dream. A dream that went bad because it was founded by a bunch of needy-greedy Whigs and crypto-Tories. It was sick unto death from the mome ...
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