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(Daily Star)   I feel like most people wouldn't have to be told NOT to have sex with a hornets nest   ( dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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10395 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2013 at 7:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-14 08:02:44 AM  
12 votes:
I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
2013-05-14 08:34:14 AM  
11 votes:

ZAZ: When I see a girl with a wasp waist I can't help myself.

When a girl walks in with a little wasp waist and a thorax in your face you get stung.
2013-05-14 08:17:15 AM  
9 votes:
Do I make you hornet, baby?
2013-05-14 08:34:53 AM  
8 votes:
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Askin' for it.
2013-05-14 08:29:28 AM  
6 votes:
Was he a black guy? Maybe he was trying to Africanize them...
2013-05-14 08:01:47 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-05-14 11:18:07 AM  
4 votes:
Wanna see something really swell?
2013-05-14 08:14:14 AM  
4 votes:
Ow, my balls.
2013-05-14 09:26:09 AM  
3 votes:
wonder if this hotlink will work

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2013-05-14 09:08:39 AM  
3 votes:
Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...
2013-05-14 08:47:54 AM  
3 votes:
The only thing weirder than this story is the comments below it.

On the other hand,
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2013-05-14 08:16:13 AM  
3 votes:
So a honeypot stings another victim?
2013-05-14 08:14:05 AM  
3 votes:
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"Quick, Kato! The rape whistle!"
2013-05-14 08:04:57 AM  
3 votes:
Can you blame him? Haven't you seen the way those hornets pulsate their abdomens, the scandalous way they lick their thoraxes clean, and the sexy, sultry pheromones they emit?
2013-05-14 10:11:58 AM  
2 votes:
Is this the guy?

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2013-05-14 08:34:02 AM  
2 votes:

neversubmit: I wonder when they examine his head will they find a tumor.

Eht's naht a tumah.
2013-05-14 08:29:50 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-14 08:06:49 AM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Can you blame him? Haven't you seen the way those hornets pulsate their abdomens, the scandalous way they lick their thoraxes clean, and the sexy, sultry pheromones they emit?

Oh great.  Here comes the Blame the Victim crowd.
2013-05-14 08:05:00 AM  
2 votes:
But then again some folk'll...

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2013-05-14 03:50:05 PM  
1 vote:

puckrock2000: Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...

A wasp once stung my sister.
2013-05-14 01:43:12 PM  
1 vote:
Better idea than doing some of the hookers I've seen coming across the pages of FARK.
2013-05-14 11:46:57 AM  
1 vote:
This can't be true.
Just ... can't bee.
2013-05-14 10:45:45 AM  
1 vote:

Rocket To Russia: So, Meow said the Dog is writing for News Sweden now?

Came in for this. Going out now.
2013-05-14 09:49:09 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-14 09:13:01 AM  
1 vote:
Those Swedes!  I didn't realize this was a euphemism

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2013-05-14 08:42:43 AM  
1 vote:
If you say so, Subby...

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2013-05-14 08:30:31 AM  
1 vote:
fta:  "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

And THERE's your take-away, folks.
2013-05-14 08:27:59 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Do I make you hornet, baby?

This made me laugh far more than it should have. +2.
2013-05-14 08:25:58 AM  
1 vote:
Probably for the best. Any offspring would have torn our puny civilization apart.
2013-05-14 08:19:21 AM  
1 vote:


I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

Only if it's legitimate. But the nest could have been asking for it. All up in the tree with it's mud and sticks and leaves looking sexy and alluring. You could probably look right up in to it's hole. Man is just a tool of God, you know. He doesn't have the strength to resist something like that. And the stings? He probably said to himself "I can take 150 stings. When I get there, I'll pull out, go to church and read some scriptures. But four extra hornets got to him. Sad.

Stupid slutty hornet's nest taking another man of god.
2013-05-14 08:18:29 AM  
1 vote:
This pleases the queen...
2013-05-14 08:11:50 AM  
1 vote:
He should have just buzzed off...

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2013-05-14 08:10:49 AM  
1 vote:
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/did he?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 08:10:07 AM  
1 vote:
Nø sexing der waspen.
2013-05-14 08:08:29 AM  
1 vote:
"Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven's durr."

2013-05-14 08:00:13 AM  
1 vote:
Just no.
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