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(Daily Star)   I feel like most people wouldn't have to be told NOT to have sex with a hornets nest   ( dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2013-05-14 08:08:18 AM  
3 votes:
Classic example of a self correcting problem...
2013-05-14 08:34:14 AM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: When I see a girl with a wasp waist I can't help myself.

When a girl walks in with a little wasp waist and a thorax in your face you get stung.
2013-05-14 08:04:57 AM  
2 votes:
Can you blame him? Haven't you seen the way those hornets pulsate their abdomens, the scandalous way they lick their thoraxes clean, and the sexy, sultry pheromones they emit?
2013-05-14 03:50:05 PM  
1 vote:

puckrock2000: Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...

A wasp once stung my sister.
2013-05-14 01:32:39 PM  
1 vote:

HideMonkey: Rocket To Russia: So, Meow said the Dog is writing for News Sweden now?

Came in for this. Going out now.

MSTD is also the author of the poem, apparently.
2013-05-14 09:08:39 AM  
1 vote:
Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...
2013-05-14 08:25:58 AM  
1 vote:
Probably for the best. Any offspring would have torn our puny civilization apart.
2013-05-14 08:23:40 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: squibbits: It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.

I love the phrasing! LOL!

Smoking GNU: dafuq?

I assume that's a Google auto-translate thing.  Swedish-English is probably low on their priority list.

I meant the situation.

How much alcohol and drugs do you have to ingest/mainline/smoke/take rectally for this to SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA?
2013-05-14 08:17:15 AM  
1 vote:
Do I make you hornet, baby?
2013-05-14 08:06:02 AM  
1 vote:
I learn so much on Fark.  that was on my To Do list today.

Thanks, Fark!
2013-05-14 08:02:44 AM  
1 vote:
I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
2013-05-14 08:01:47 AM  
1 vote:
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