browntimmy: Gonz: Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home. I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.I guess it's somewhat common. I first heard about this years ago from a coworker who had a relative in a home that was complaining about people whoring themselves for medication or something like that.
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