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(North Jersey)   Words you never want to see together: "Prostitution" and Senior Center"   ( northjersey.com) divider line
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2013-05-14 11:51:53 AM  
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browntimmy: Gonz: Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.

Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.

Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.

I guess it's somewhat common. I first heard about this years ago from a coworker who had a relative in a home that was complaining about people whoring themselves for medication or something like that.

My dad said the best pickup line in the retirement community was "I can drive at night"
2013-05-14 09:46:17 AM  
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"Sometimes I do it for pudding."
2013-05-14 09:44:19 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:28:11 AM  
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special20: Puts a new meaning into "Taco Tuesdays".

These tacos are too dry.
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