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(KATU)   The Army will no longer shoot the gulls which eat the baby terns who are left alone when the eagles fly over, meaning that the terns might not move and eat more baby salmon. Got that?   ( katu.com) divider line
    More: Strange, baby salmon, Columbia River, baby terns, eagles fly, Army Corps of Engineers  
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2013-05-14 11:08:26 AM  
1 vote:
The gorillas will simply freeze to death.
2013-05-14 09:58:17 AM  
1 vote:
To everything (tern, tern, tern) there is a season (tern, tern, tern).
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