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(UPI)   Traffic cop pulls you over. A. It's my girlfriend's car. B. I found it, thought it was mine. C. The red pill is candy. D. The red pill is medicine. E. All the above   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Dodge Neon, Fort Walton, right-of-way  
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4310 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2013 at 7:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-14 07:37:42 AM  
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2013-05-14 07:53:27 AM  
Grammar Nazis will have ein feld tag mit this one.
2013-05-14 07:55:27 AM  
Would you believe two boy-scouts gave it to me?
2013-05-14 07:59:17 AM  
Is this anything like the 'A dildo' not 'YOUR dildo' technique?
2013-05-14 07:59:34 AM  
Red pill is probably going to be Sudafed, but will miraculously test positive for meth, and he'll end up taking a horse pill up his brown pill hole.
2013-05-14 08:07:41 AM  
Should've took the blue pill.

Or he did take the blue pill and this is the result to keep you out of the way.
2013-05-14 08:07:54 AM  
You would think he would be getting better over time. o/ 53860871
He's definitely no Stainless Steel Rat.
2013-05-14 08:41:34 AM  
Yeah, that's the ticket
2013-05-14 08:52:25 AM  
oldtimecandy.comView Full Size

Probably just one of these.
2013-05-14 10:57:20 AM  
This story was really really really funny.
2013-05-14 11:24:26 AM  
Sounds like an episode of Bait Cars where the cops always try to get a story out of the perps and usually get one. It's so funny.
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