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(Komo)   "Yes, lying in a steaming tub with a bottle of Kahlua and ignoring the children's knocks on the bathroom door all afternoon is not the most mature coping strategy. So stipulated, your honor"   ( komonews.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Kahlua, coping strategies, bathroom door, Play-Doh, flavored vodka, stay-at-home dad, The New Yorker  
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2013-05-14 08:20:28 AM  
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No no no. You're doing it wrong. You tell the kids you will take a bath, let them see you go in (making a big spectacle about it), lock the door, then sneak out the window. You are now free to go to the bar as they continue to pound on the bathroom door.
2013-05-14 07:35:39 AM  
3 votes:
Wasn't this a book by Erma Bombeck?
2013-05-14 01:24:50 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: Everyone knows single men can't adopt children

Sure they can. All that's needed is to claim they have one of those fictional psychoses wherein they believe they are a woman born, however unfortunately, into a male body.
2013-05-14 07:54:21 AM  
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2013-05-14 07:49:11 AM  
1 vote:
This whole thing reads like, "this shiat is hard, I'm giving up" or "I made a huge mistake and now I have to live with the consequences for the first time in my life"

Either way...
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