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(Sun News Network)   Man finds 40,000 bees within the walls of his home. The hive cluster is under attack   ( sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line
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Asa Phelps [TotalFark]
2013-05-13 11:45:06 PM  
Beads?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-05-13 11:51:16 PM  
Utah: The beehive state

/nothing to see here
//move along
///bzzzzzzz
 
Spad31
2013-05-14 12:11:36 AM  
JESUS CHRIST, I'M COVERED IN BEES!
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 12:30:50 AM  
That's almost as many beas as I'm wearing as a beard right now.
 
miss diminutive
2013-05-14 12:32:34 AM  
Bees are in the what now?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 12:50:51 AM  
Utah's been buzzy the past couple weeks.
 
Apos
2013-05-14 12:53:33 AM  
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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-05-14 01:05:00 AM  
 
mamoru [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-05-14 01:10:26 AM  
I like my houses like I like my coffee... err, covered in bees.
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-05-14 01:31:10 AM  
We require more vespene gas!
 
Ni
2013-05-14 05:34:54 AM  
My dog would be continually licking his walls.
 
PunGent
2013-05-14 05:38:35 AM  

Bucky Katt: That's almost as many beas as I'm wearing as a beard right now.


Bea Arthur is your beard?
 
GungFu
2013-05-14 06:27:00 AM  
Ok, did he actually count these bees?

I think I would have stopped after about 10.
 
Alonjar
2013-05-14 06:42:41 AM  
I really want to build my own home from stone, using slip forming or some such thing.  Its insane how cheap it is if you're willing to do the work.
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 06:47:27 AM  
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crawdadhead
2013-05-14 06:54:34 AM  
Did he count them? Or what. Did not RTFA.
 
No Time To Explain
2013-05-14 07:10:33 AM  
I'm always surprised how they emphasize how many bees there are in the found hive, "omg, tens of thousands, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!1"

/hobby apiarist
//to be fair, this is in Africanized bees
///those things are vicious
 
squibbits
2013-05-14 07:33:11 AM  
I remember a scary article a few years ago which claimed a shortage of bees... now we know why. They are all hiding in houses.
 
Matthew Keene
2013-05-14 07:36:10 AM  
The real problem starts when he claims 40,000 dependents on his 1040.
 
darth_shatner
2013-05-14 07:48:34 AM  
Do they have a BBQ grill and some gasoline?

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Snarfangel
2013-05-14 07:58:00 AM  
Why not A's?
 
mctwin2kman
2013-05-14 08:14:19 AM  
I need more coffee.  I read that as beers not bees......
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 08:15:10 AM  
So that's what happened to the bees.
 
DeathCipris
2013-05-14 08:51:19 AM  
Spawn more overlords.
 
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve
2013-05-14 09:15:59 AM  

Matthew Keene: The real problem starts when he claims 40,000 dependents on his 1040.


Damn, that was good laugh.

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Haters gonna hate.

/then get stung
 
Mose
2013-05-14 09:58:46 AM  
My great uncle made a similar discovery preparing to restore a historic building in town.  Bees nest the size of a basketball, more or less, in the attic.  He was an ameteur bee keeper at the time.  Estimated the hive weighed 40 lbs.  He got them all to colonize several Langstroth boxes and started producing honey as a fundraiser.

/cool story, bee
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2013-05-14 09:59:22 AM  
The funny thing is, I heard that in my head as the voiceover from Natural Selection, not StarCraft.
 
calm like a bomb
2013-05-14 09:59:51 AM  

Asa Phelps: Beads?


Oh. Good. Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be?  Bzz! We'll see who brings in more honey.
 
Elroydb [BareFark]
2013-05-14 10:54:23 AM  
Gonna need a whole team of firebats for that

Also I almost choked on a breath mint when I read this headline
 
Agent Smiths Laugh
2013-05-14 12:28:22 PM  
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knightmike
2013-05-14 01:16:13 PM  
I'd hate to *puts on shades* bee that guy.  YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 02:52:14 PM  
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Don't worry! My briefcase full of bees will fix the situation!
 
farkerts
2013-05-14 04:51:41 PM  
So THAT'S where all the bees have gone!
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2013-05-14 07:59:31 PM  
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BEEES!!!
 
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