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(Metro)   Today's Fark-ready headline that explains it all: Brighton resident 'discovers vortex to another dimension, complete with giant snake'   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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6542 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2013 at 2:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-13 02:34:12 PM  
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Does not want to talk about it.
 
2013-05-13 02:39:51 PM  
Already on the case:

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2013-05-13 02:40:30 PM  
So Brighton lies between the pit of man's fear, and the summit of his knowledge?
 
2013-05-13 02:40:42 PM  
Meth is a helluva drug...
 
2013-05-13 02:40:52 PM  
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2013-05-13 02:42:30 PM  
Did you say giant snake??

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2013-05-13 02:42:35 PM  
Sounds like a great movie, if only Amanda Donohoe gets nekkid.
 
2013-05-13 02:42:37 PM  
I think Brit Farkers should contact the Hove city council and inquire about the vortex
 
2013-05-13 02:43:16 PM  
Huh.  I didn't know Spentmiles has an affenpinscher.
 
2013-05-13 02:47:03 PM  
This is what happens when you fall asleep under the Kinda's wind chimes.
 
2013-05-13 02:47:58 PM  
Wated for questioning
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2013-05-13 02:49:17 PM  
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2013-05-13 02:50:56 PM  
George Wendt and John Ratzenberger are available to check it out.
 
2013-05-13 02:54:45 PM  
Okay, what was this guy smoking and can I have some?
 
2013-05-13 02:55:42 PM  
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2013-05-13 02:55:54 PM  
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Do you remember them doors? Them doors I was talkin' 'bout?
 
2013-05-13 02:56:43 PM  
... That's not Brighton, that's *Cardiff*, you wanker.  Get with the program!
 
2013-05-13 03:08:37 PM  
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They didn't tell you it was through creating wormholes to the giant snake dimension.

At least they weren't wearing goatees.
 
2013-05-13 03:11:41 PM  
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2013-05-13 03:16:39 PM  
Voldemort is back???
 
2013-05-13 03:17:40 PM  
Generally you don't see that kind of behaviour in a major thoroughfare
 
2013-05-13 03:21:03 PM  
Oh, so he watched Beetlejuice. BFD.
 
2013-05-13 03:22:29 PM  
 
2013-05-13 03:32:55 PM  
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In other news: Warp Storms hit Brighton today.
 
2013-05-13 04:04:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com image 425x340]

They didn't tell you it was through creating wormholes to the giant snake dimension.

At least they weren't wearing goatees.


Nope. Cowboy hats.

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2013-05-13 04:04:59 PM  
How do you not follow up on that?
 
2013-05-13 04:51:16 PM  

DeadGeek: Already on the case:


Not so much as already on the case as much as already done the case

/wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
 
2013-05-13 05:10:56 PM  

Okieboy: Meth Salvia is a helluva drug...


Fixed that for ya
 
2013-05-13 05:31:31 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... That's not Brighton, that's *Cardiff*, you wanker.  Get with the program!


And Captain Jack is already looking into it.

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No, not that one.
 
2013-05-13 06:03:24 PM  
Jormungandr stirs
 
2013-05-13 07:14:02 PM  
In other news someone isn't taking their meds.
 
2013-05-13 07:38:20 PM  
Damnit Metro, why didn't you send a photographer to take a picture of this alleged hole?  Seriously, did you have tyo use a stock city street photo with this story?  you could have had evidence!
 
2013-05-13 07:54:43 PM  

DeadGeek: Already on the case:

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pute kisses like a man: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x286]


offmymeds: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 652x905]

In other news: Warp Storms hit Brighton today.


Exactly the first, second, and third things I thought of.
 
2013-05-13 08:07:45 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: DeadGeek: Already on the case:

[d3gphd0pfuxn95.cloudfront.net image 200x200]

pute kisses like a man: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x286]

offmymeds: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 652x905]

In other news: Warp Storms hit Brighton today.

Exactly the first, second, and third things I thought of.


it's almost like, the hierarchy of these three responses could be some sort of litmus test for what kind of nerd you are.
 
2013-05-13 08:33:55 PM  
This was foretold...

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But more importantly...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb8r_M6ln0
 
2013-05-13 08:43:21 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Agent Smiths Laugh: DeadGeek: Already on the case:

[d3gphd0pfuxn95.cloudfront.net image 200x200]

pute kisses like a man: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x286]

offmymeds: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 652x905]

In other news: Warp Storms hit Brighton today.

Exactly the first, second, and third things I thought of.

it's almost like, the hierarchy of these three responses could be some sort of litmus test for what kind of nerd you are.


I like to consider myself a comprehensive, perhaps even holistic nerd.
 
2013-05-13 09:39:35 PM  
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/got nothin'
 
2013-05-13 11:58:39 PM  
"A Window to Paris"
 
2013-05-14 12:01:55 AM  
This reminds me of an Earthbound level, somehow.
 
2013-05-14 07:41:01 AM  
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/touka koukan
 
2013-05-14 11:19:25 AM  
There's a rumble in Brighton tonight!
 
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