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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   American Airlines passenger is removed from flight because: a) medical emergency. b) drunk and threatening other passengers, c) wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs   ( kctv5.com) divider line
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4739 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2013 at 2:15 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-13 01:48:16 PM  
6 votes:
Wait 'till the RIAA finds out she committed a couple dozen public performances without paying a dime in royalties.
2013-05-13 01:20:51 PM  
5 votes:
For this is should be legal to remove them in-flight.
2013-05-13 02:24:38 PM  
3 votes:
Can we get Bobby Brown to beat her to death?
2013-05-13 02:23:10 PM  
3 votes:
Following Ms. Houston's advice I learned to love myself. They kicked me of a plane, too.
2013-05-13 04:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
2013-05-13 02:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
At least she wasn't singing Aaliyah songs.
2013-05-13 02:26:09 PM  
2 votes:
I think the passengers should get to line up and "calm down" the singer a'la that scene in "Airplane"
2013-05-13 01:17:13 PM  
2 votes:
Seems very responsible on the airline's part, IMHO.
2013-05-13 04:27:53 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-13 02:40:55 PM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: ...I'll think you every step of the way  [pause, wait for it, wait for it...]


I'll always love you. You, my darling.  You.  Mmmm mmm

Not enough melisma on that "I".

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-ee-yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yee-iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii-YEEE-IIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII-I-I-eye-EYE-iiiiIIIII IIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii-yi-eye-eye-EYE-YeeeeiiII IIIIIIIIIIII...."
2013-05-13 02:32:06 PM  
1 vote:

show me: I_Am_Weasel: borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?

Dolly wrote it; Whitney made it popular.

The details are not important when implementing Dolly Parton/breast jokes.
2013-05-13 02:30:11 PM  
1 vote:
I think that is called refusing to stop pissing other customers off.
There was some old a-hole on a plane to FLA who whistled a tune loudly and when the stewardess asked him to stop he started insisting the other passengers were enjoying it and then got pissed when I chimed in with "no we are not" almost got both of us tossed off the plane.
2013-05-13 02:08:19 PM  
1 vote:

borg: That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.

Failing to keep abreast of popular music, are we?
2013-05-13 02:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
That's a Dolly Parton song subtard.
2013-05-13 01:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like all of the above to me.
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