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(NHL)   Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2013-05-13 10:20:38 PM  
2 votes:
Now that I've celebrated...

Toronto fans: Your team did a hell of a job. They played with heart, spirit, and guts, and you've nothing to be disappointed about. I hope you guys are a playoff contender for many years to come.
2013-05-14 09:19:52 AM  
1 vote:
Still amazed at how the Leafs managed to lose that game. I'm glad the Bruins got the W, but they didn't deserve it. Glad Seguin got a helper on the Bergy OT goal. Thanks, Kessel.
2013-05-14 09:07:32 AM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: . Toronto is a good city, and you hate to see passionate fans take it on the chin like this

Raw video: Leafs fans react to 5-4 OT loss against Bruins

Outside of guy in the beginning, that's about as a polite and as even keeled of a reaction, over a devastating loss, as you will ever see. Good on you Toronto.
In the moment I know I would have lost my shiat for about 10-15 minutes.
2013-05-14 03:06:05 AM  
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2013-05-14 12:30:19 AM  
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2013-05-14 12:18:48 AM  
1 vote:
OK...time to do a random round up of good people in this thread from my phone....

Pretty much EVERYONE gets a goal/OT/anything that Oprah gives away except for OL.

I'd be surprised if his mother would even slide him a case of the Herp.

In any event....I'm glad that the rational folks here are enjoying this. Did any of you think the Bruins would score 2 goals in less than a minute? I sure as hell didn't.

I love all of you free-thinking rational people. And...

2013-05-13 11:40:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'd hate to be a parked car in downtown Toronto right about now.
2013-05-13 11:17:25 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: rhiannon: Popcorn Johnny: Oh man, there's some serious butt hurt on Toronto sports radio right now. Caller is saying the refs ignored 6 penalties against Boston.

Sportsnet 590

Are you trying to tell me that fans of a losing team are complaining about officiating? Say it ain't so.

marchand slewfooting reimer
Kellys elbow that broke JVRs nose
Bruins fans littering the ice with towels
marchand on the bench thowing a water bottle on the ice

Those were all deliberate things they got away with

Dear sore loser...

You lost, get over it.

Give Phaneuf and Lupil a few dollars off their cart fees. And you can take a few bucks off for your "I'm a complete batch, and no one listens to what I say discount "

I can get you a discount on a bucket of range balls.
2013-05-13 10:40:15 PM  
1 vote:
Kudos to the Leafs

It's now BEYOND OBVIOUS (cough, powerplay) that the B's should lock Claude Julien in a steel box somewhere.

Once the team stopped playing his dump and chase bullshiat system and started lugging the puck through the neutral zone with speed, good things happened.

Halfway through the third. First Paille. Then Peverly. And one by one more shifts, more guys just stopped listening to wtf he said and just played hockey to their talents.

Leafs had to back off.

Lucic won that one. Talk about making you forget about 30 games of shiat earlier this year.  The one Bruin who was determined to separate man from puck every shift.

Bruins better get their act together. They certainly did not deserve to win that series.
2013-05-13 10:26:20 PM  
1 vote:
OK you maniacs, I'm going to pop over to WWE for a bit.

If you're looking for some links similar to what I was posting, go here. NSFW
2013-05-13 10:25:18 PM  
1 vote:

sno man: keylock71: Wow... That's one for the history books.

Good game Toronto. Good Series. Respect.

Please don't fark up your city. It's pretty cool.

unlikely, more playoffs than Montreal, we're good...

Lol... That game was all Leafs.

Great series... Looking forward to seeing the Leafs next season. Finally, a team that deserves that fan base.

Crazy farking game...
2013-05-13 10:16:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-13 10:12:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-13 10:09:44 PM  
1 vote:
Wow... That's one for the history books.

Good game Toronto. Good Series. Respect.

Please don't fark up your city. It's pretty cool.
2013-05-13 10:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-13 10:06:13 PM  
1 vote:
Boston fans are some of the biggest goddamn morons in sports. Your team wins and you're littering the ice with bottles.
2013-05-13 10:05:38 PM  
1 vote:
This is why you suck, Toronto.
2013-05-13 10:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-13 09:52:53 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: Frozen_Puck: when the scores were 4-1 and 3-0 I thought no farking way...

It was never 3-0, Bruins scored first.

I was referencing the NY-Wash game when I said 3-0..

Polish Hussar: 3-0 Rangers after 40.

Off to get pizza, pray to the FSM that I get back before bonus hockey commences

Dude, why in the hell would you go for a pizza NOW?!?!
2013-05-13 09:37:45 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: How farking dumb do you have to be to risk getting thrown out of the arena for throwing shiat on the ice when your team has just made an epic comeback?

Well, they're Boston fans... can't say they make wise life decisions
2013-05-13 09:37:02 PM  
1 vote:


Rags please don't give the crowd bonus hockey. Boston has fulfilled the wish.

Hockey gods and Rags,ignore this fool. Give us bonus hockey at the Verizon Center.
2013-05-13 09:35:26 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, Boston.

Wish the Caps could do that.
2013-05-13 09:32:19 PM  
1 vote:
Drama in Boston.  Hold on Laughs!
2013-05-13 09:32:16 PM  
1 vote:
There's some puckered assholes north of the border right now.
2013-05-13 09:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone else want a drink?  Gonna go make myself an Ovechkin...
2013-05-13 09:02:36 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-05-13 08:57:12 PM  
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Donnchadha: ko_kyi: When did Callahan become a cheap shot artist?  Is this new?  Elbow to face last game, every check with a bonus right cross, and skating up to say something after the whistle and throwing his head back like he got headbutted.  Gamesmanship?

Dammit! You're a loose cannon, Callahan!!

It.. it just isn't the same. I'm sorry.
2013-05-13 08:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
When did Callahan become a cheap shot artist?  Is this new?  Elbow to face last game, every check with a bonus right cross, and skating up to say something after the whistle and throwing his head back like he got headbutted.  Gamesmanship?
2013-05-13 08:52:36 PM  
1 vote:

andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Oh please, please, please give us a goalie fight.  Please, please, please.

Since you're fresh out of the hospital, I'll give you two.

Roy v. Vernon

Roy v. Osgood

Damn, I loved watching Roy.  Probably my favorite goalie ever.  More fun than watching drunk Eddie Balfour.

One of my favorite Patrick Roy plays
2013-05-13 08:52:25 PM  
1 vote:

sno man: ontariolightning: sno man: 40 in the bank..... I'm mostly good with the idea of the refs putting the whistles away, but some measure of game to game consistency would be nice... someone will get really hurt in the third if this keeps up.

JVRs nose is broken. Does that count?

I was leaning toward needing a stretcher kind of hurt...

marchand slew footing reimer, kelleys elbow on jvr, bruins checking leafs into their goalie.. If anyones taken out on a stretcher its probably a leaf
2013-05-13 08:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh great both games are in intermission at the same time. Meow, anyone?
2013-05-13 08:32:37 PM  
1 vote:

Primitive Screwhead: That's it Tuukka! Don't take any shiat!

Yeah, punch that guy for getting knocked into you by your own D-man!
2013-05-13 08:30:16 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, refs are full of it... BAD CALL
2013-05-13 07:58:36 PM  
1 vote:
Don Cherry:  "The other night I was saying what a beautiful crowd it was in Toronto.  No fights, no rioting, nothing.  The Vancouver papers this morning were saying that I was casting aspersions, as you'd say, Ron, on Vancouver.  That's not the case, I was referring to the G20 downtown.  But Vancouver, if you want me to cast aspersions . . ."

Ron MacLean: [cutting in]  The G20, got it Don.  1-1 after 1, we'll see you after the break.  [Commercial]

Ron MacLean, doing what the CBC pays him to do
2013-05-13 07:51:19 PM  
1 vote:

sno man: Grapes in the same suit as last night...

It takes longer than 24 hours to get him out of the suit. Kinda like a knight in full armor.
2013-05-13 07:40:22 PM  
1 vote:

andychrist420: Donnchadha: robsul82: Donnchadha: robsul82: andychrist420: I'm calling it now.  Game 7 bonus hockey.

Game 7 bonus hockey IN BOTH GAMES, dibs.


Double OT does not work that way!!

I'm not saying double OT, I'm saying both games will go to OT.

Well, I want double OT... not two single OTs... although I'd take a double multi-OT

Fark you all.  I want 7 OT periods tonight.  Divide them however you want, but it's gotta be 7.

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2013-05-13 06:45:56 PM  
1 vote:
Dear God if you are real and not an asshole like I believe you to be,  let this game go to OT. Let Kessel deke Chara and Seguin and go on a breakaway to score the GWG with 5 seconds left in the period.
2013-05-13 11:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
Pens fan saying Go Leafs. I think a Pens-Leafs Conference Finals would just be the bee's knees.
2013-05-13 10:38:33 AM  
1 vote:
I hate game 7s when it your team in it.
2013-05-13 10:03:12 AM  
1 vote:
That Patton quote would mean a whole lot more if the Bruins would just do one other thing that happens a LOT during wartime - people SHOOT (the damn puck) .

Enjoy the off season Ducks, you certainly deserve to be there now.  The hard edge that let you demolish the Western Conf. during the season was pretty much missing once the playoffs started & it showed in that you couldn't get things done enough in regulation.  What should have been a relatively easy series ended up with you sitting in the showers wondering what happened.  Hopefully your poor showing pisses Teemu off enough that he wants to come back for another shot at The Cup rather than making him so disgusted that he hangs the armor & blades up for good.  Massive congrats to Detroit, you shouldn't have done it but you did.  You probably won't make it past Chicago but as you really shouldn't be there to begin with, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.  Next year will just be that much better as the injuries heal & the young guns get more experience (the retirements that hurt this year probably won't change though....).

TWO game sevens tonight - awesome hockey in store for us (one would hope anyway....)
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