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(Yahoo)   Have you ever had one of those days where you're sitting at an outdoor cafe in Milan enjoying a nice spring day and then a man starts swinging a pickaxe around cracking it into people's skulls?   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-05-13 12:10:33 AM  
5 votes:
♪ The slain in Spain are mauled mainly in the brain! ♫
2013-05-12 11:57:56 PM  
4 votes:
Oh boy, another video-game inspired spree-killing.  Better call Tipper so she can have Minecraft banned.
2013-05-12 09:40:51 PM  
4 votes:
Do you read Sutter Cane?
2013-05-12 11:54:14 PM  
3 votes:
Can't say that I have, subby. The landscapers aren't allowed in the clubhouse.
2013-05-13 12:20:28 AM  
2 votes:
In Italy, since the EU opened up for a few more member states, there has a been an influx of foreigners that the Italians refer to as "Moroccans" - but which generally applies to unemployed foreign blacks in general - and there has been a huge rise in large groups hanging around touristy areas, scamming tourists. It was annoying when I was living there - we had several run-ins with them. I almost got into a fight with one guy in Milan near the Sforza Castello, who kept trying to put colored string on my arm, claiming it was for "good luck" - I wanted none of whatever he was doing, so I kept picking it off and dropping it, and saying "NO!" and he kept putting it back on. Finally I told him if he touched me one more time, I'd punch him.

He asked "What country are you from?" and for some reason, I said "I am ZULU!" - even though I am a white. But the look on his face was hilarious.
2013-05-13 12:09:36 AM  
2 votes:
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"So this guy bumps into me with his...what do ya call it?"
"Yeah, a pickaxe.  And he slices right across my neck."
"Oooh, I hate it when that happens."
2013-05-13 03:01:16 AM  
1 vote:

TaterTot_HotDish: /Love Italy
//Hate their casual everyday racism
///Never try to show an Italian that he is a racist

It kind of blew my mind the way northern Italians are 'racist' against the southern Italians.  Like, people in the south of Italiy tend to have slightly darker skin so that makes them inferior, or something... and Sicily is apparently the WORST

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2013-05-13 12:58:24 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-13 12:39:59 AM  
1 vote:

Mentat: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.

I think it would have been quite satisfying to see someone slip him a 9mm sleeping pill.
2013-05-13 12:28:06 AM  
1 vote:

Ablejack: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

Oh sure, by all means. Ban the 'scary looking' pickaxes. But remember they are no more lethal than a farmer's conventional pickaxe.

What do civilians need with mil-spec trench tools, I ask you.
2013-05-13 12:20:36 AM  
1 vote:
You Ghana get pickaxed if you step in Milan.
2013-05-13 12:14:45 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.
2013-05-13 12:13:46 AM  
1 vote:

Dwight_Yeast: No, but I was once staying with friends in Mexico City when an assassin sent by Stalin stuck an ice ax in my skull.

/I got better
//not really

I told you not to drink the water or else you would get the Trotskys.
2013-05-13 12:12:58 AM  
1 vote:
What prior knowledge of the attack did the Obama administration have? Why did Obama not order forces to intervene? I'm just asking questions here. Why won't Obama give us answers? What is he hiding?
2013-05-13 12:11:31 AM  
1 vote:

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?

2013-05-13 12:06:17 AM  
1 vote:

CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?

Dammit. Well, since I have the image in my clipboard.

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2013-05-13 12:05:56 AM  
1 vote:
Where the hell is Kai the Hitchiker when you need him?
2013-05-13 12:04:08 AM  
1 vote:
No one told him go get off Milan?
2013-05-13 12:03:02 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, my God! Not again!
2013-05-13 12:02:19 AM  
1 vote:

radarlove: Oh boy, another video-game inspired spree-killing.

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2013-05-12 11:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
I'm cannot be sure how I should feel about this until I know if he is Muslim.
2013-05-12 11:44:18 PM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: Gun tarded right off the bat ITT

You're forgetting the real victims of this pickaxe attack...American gun owners terrified of Obama
2013-05-12 11:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
Gun tarded right off the bat ITT
2013-05-12 09:58:03 PM  
1 vote:
No, I have not.  That kind of thing usually happens in Venice.
2013-05-12 09:28:55 PM  
1 vote:
We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.
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