Peter von Nostrand: Gun tarded right off the bat ITT
CheetahOlivetti: Do you read Sutter Cane?
radarlove: Oh boy, another video-game inspired spree-killing.
doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.
fusillade762: Dammit. Well, since I have the image in my clipboard.
Dwight_Yeast: No, but I was once staying with friends in Mexico City when an assassin sent by Stalin stuck an ice ax in my skull./I got better//not really
Clemkadidlefark: Nope. Because I am armed at all times.c'mon, bring a pickaxe to a .45 fight
Mentat: The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.
ultraholland: What prior knowledge of the attack did the Obama administration have? Why did Obama not order forces to intervene? I'm just asking questions here. Why won't Obama give us answers? What is he hiding?
Ablejack: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.Oh sure, by all means. Ban the 'scary looking' pickaxes. But remember they are no more lethal than a farmer's conventional pickaxe.
Buttle not Tuttle: ♪ The slain in Spain are mauled mainly in the brain! ♫
berylman: He's really not helping the illegal immigrant acceptance situation.
Mentat: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous assault tools.The only thing that can stop a bad man with a pickaxe is a good man with a pickaxe.
AverageAmericanGuy: Can't say that I have, subby. The landscapers aren't allowed in the clubhouse.
El Brujo: We had a guy in Seattle a couple years back who randomly chopped a man to death (I believe in front of a school bus full of kids) on the sidewalk. Mental illness is scary and rampant./makes you think about concealed carry.//not trolling about guns
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