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(CBS Chicago)   Passing out drunk on top of your mom and pinning her to the floor for hours is no way to celebrate Mother's Day, son   ( chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Strange, your mom, Loyola University Medical Center  
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2013-05-12 10:33:15 PM  
He wasn't the first person to pin his mom to the floor for hours that day, either.
2013-05-12 10:33:23 PM  
For a drunk dude, he sure had stamina being able to nail his mom to the floor like that.
2013-05-12 10:39:13 PM  
and yet the ref slow-counted, thus depriving him of the world title.
2013-05-12 10:39:24 PM  
Oedipus Bob
2013-05-12 10:42:58 PM  
Whatever. We do things different at my house.

/Don't judge me!
2013-05-12 10:44:10 PM  
Who are you to judge, Subby?
2013-05-12 10:52:37 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: He wasn't the first person to pin his mom to the floor for hours that day, either.

It was just his turn . . .
2013-05-12 11:10:36 PM  
he sounds fat.

2013-05-12 11:14:02 PM  
"Help! My son's fallen and I can't get up!"
2013-05-12 11:20:13 PM  
Nothing like a game of pin the drunk on mom.
2013-05-12 11:34:13 PM  
G. Gordon Liddy has lost all credibility with me now.
2013-05-12 11:50:17 PM  
I would have gone with  Help! I've fallen and my son won't get up!, but that's just me.
2013-05-13 12:45:12 AM  
The mother was taken to Loyola University Medical Center, where she had to have surgery on her hip, which was broken in three places

Roughing the receiver in the end zone. Five year penalty.
2013-05-13 07:12:43 AM  
2013-05-13 07:51:14 AM  
2013-05-13 01:29:32 PM  
I usually tie your mom to the bed to pin her down, but she specifically asks for that.
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